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2009 Geo Award Nominees: Part III 

© 2009 Brad Kempo B.A. LL.B.

Barrister & Solicitor 

Part I, Part II and this supplemental add to the diplomacy archive those Triple “E” initiatives which rise to the level of genius – sheer genius.    

 

Nominee in the category of ‘Geo-Political Event of the Year’ are:

 

(i)                 The coalition leadership for electing the Custodian Chief Executive: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Announces the Coalition Elected the Canadian Lawyer the Custodian-in-Council’s First Chief Executive

(ii)        President Obama for inviting the Custodian Chief Executive to the White House because it crystallizes the Custodian Chief’s international and constitutional legitimacy: President Obama: Confirms Custodian Chief’s Meetings Tour Involving World Leaders and Other Coalition Partners; corroborations: August 10th, August 12th; September 8th; September 13th; September 14th; September 21st; September 17th; October 2nd; October 6th

 

Nominees for ‘Most Compelling Coercive Diplomacy’ are: 

 

Jessica Biel

September 4, '09

[Chinada prison certainty, justice, condemnation X3, baseball bat

coercive diplomacy, isolation-deprivation (romance)]

Demi Lovato  & Friend

September 25, '09

[quantum, Richie-Santelli M.; coercive diplomacy theme]

 

George Clooney

October 4, ‘09

[coalition identifier, coercive diplomacy]

 

Nominees in the category of ‘Uber-Fashion Theme’ are:

 

Sienna Miller

July 29, 2009

[prison certainty, Presidential quantum, uber-fashion theme]

Eva Longoria

September 10, '09

[prison certainty, uber-fashion theme] 

Jennifer Aniston

September 29, '09

[prison certainty, Presidential quantum, uber-fashion theme]

 

Nominees in the category of ‘Most Geo-Politically Creative Album Cover’ are:

 

 

 

Selena Gomez Album Cover

August '09

[coalition identifier, condemnation, isolation-deprivation (romance)]

Jay-Z’s ‘The Blueprint 3’ Album Cover

September '09

[Canadian prison certainty, coalition identifier X3, reform blueprint theme]

Queen Latifah's 'Persona' Album Cover

September '09

[prison certainty X2, condemnation-justice, quantum, compensation ratifier, Hayden M., Erin M.

Custodian Chief's international persona theme]

 

Nominees in the category of ‘Best Geo-Politicized Music Video’ are:  

(i)      Country Music’s Brad Paisley: New Release Articulates What the Future Holds for the World and Those Who Threaten It

(ii)     The Black Eyed Peas: A Clever Depiction of the Existential Ubiquity of Imprisonment 

 

 

A nominee in the category of ‘Most Clever Elevator Incident’ is the Academy of Country Music Award Show and its producers involving David Copperfield and Taylor Swift.   

 

A nominee in the category of the ‘Most Geo-Politicized Television Show’ is ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ (i) for commencing each show since February with a “time’s up” Springsteen Maneuver, (ii) for the backdrop prison certainty – quantum fencing and (iii) for geo-politicizing virtually every comedic monologue and interview.

Nominees in the category of ‘Best Geo-Politicized Film’ are: 

(i)    Clint Eastwood’s ‘Gran Torino’: An Extraordinarily Graphic Depiction of the Coalition’s Intention to Contain and Neutralize the Chinada Threat

(ii)    Tom Cruise’s ‘Valkyrie’: If You Want to Act Like a Nazi Then You’re Going to be Treated and Punished Like a Nazi

(iii)    ’Quantum of Solace’: The Geo-Politicization of the James Bond Franchise

(iv)    Angels & Demons – Coalition & Chinada: The Grazer-Howard-Hanks Film That Advances Coalition Interests and Objectives

(v)    Julia Roberts’ ‘Duplicity’: Again Putting Corporate Chinada on Notice that Executives Will be Purged and Assets Seized; and ‘Outgunned, Outmanned & Outsmarted’ – Especially Outsmarted

(vi)    The added feature “Your Friend the Rat” in John Lasseter’s ‘Ratatouille’: A Disney-PIXAR Film Underscoring The Coalition’s Description of Chinada Principals, Alberta and the RCMP as “Rats”

(vii)    John Lasseter’s ‘Bolt’: A Disney-PIXAR Film With a Dogville Punishment Theme from Beginning to End

(viii) Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck & Helen Mirren’s ‘State of Play’: Factionless Governance and Chinada’s ‘All or Nothing’ Approach to Geo-Politics

 

(ix)    Dreamwork’s ‘Monsters and Aliens’: The State of War, Prison Certainty, Quantum and If You Want Longevity Don’t Violate Coalition Confidentiality

 

A nominee in the category of ‘Best Initiative High Profiling Fiefdom-Totalitarian Commu-Nazi Genocidal Racism’ is Tom Cruise’s ‘Valkyrie’: If You Want to Act Like a Nazi Then You’re Going to be Treated and Punished Like a Nazi. 

 

Nominees in the category of ‘Most Clever Use of Lexiconic Numbers’ are Wall Street executives for massaging the stock market’s closing numbers.

 

A nominee in the category of ‘Most Influential International Persona Initiative’ is Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II – Honourary Knighthood.   

 

Nominees in the category of ‘New, Most Impressive Coalition Partner’ are:

 

(i)                 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

 

(ii)               ABC’s Dancing With the Stars'

 

Nominees in the category of ‘Most Clever Geo-Politicized Television Commercials are: 

          

           The New York Times: View video 

           MillerCoors: View video

 

 

Nominees in the category of ‘Most Creative Use of Lexiconic Colors’ are: 

 

Kim Kardashian

July 17, '09

[prison certainty, Presidential quantum, isolation-deprivation (intimacy)] 

Kirsten Dunst

August 9, '09

[Chinada prison certainty, condemnation-justice] 

Kristin Cavallari

September 18, '09

[China prison certainty X2; Britney Maneuver] 

 

Eliza Dushku

October 5, '09

[Canadian punishment & prison certainty (chain link fence), quantum,

Presidential quantum, condemnation X2] 

Taylor Swift

October 7, ‘09

[prison certainty, justice, quantum, coalition identifying triple use of lexicon]

 

A nominee in the category for the ‘Behind Enemy Lines Theme’ is: 

 

 

Natalie Portman (Toronto)

September 16, '09

[Execution M.; Beckinsale-Clinton-Oprah M.; George W. M.; Eva-

Adriana M., behind enemy lines theme]

 

 

A nominee in the category for the ‘Lab Monkey Theme’ is Samsung for its digital camera television commercial: View video

 

Nominees in the category of the ‘Isolation-Deprivation (Intimacy) Theme’ are:

 

 

Claudia Schieffer

July 25, '09

[Powell Maneuver, isolation-deprivation theme] 

 

Ashley Greene

August 14, '09

[prison certainty, condemnation, isolation-deprivation (intimacy)] 

 

[China, condemnation, Richie-Santelli M. isolation-deprivation (intimacy)] 

[Canadian prison certainty, isolation-deprivation (intimacy)] 

[Canada, condemnation, quantum, isolation-deprivation (intimacy)]

 

Tyra Banks

September 1, '09

[prison certainty, Chinada, quantum, Presidential quantum, isolation-deprivation (intimacy)] 

 

[quantum, condemnation, Diaz Maneuver]  

 

A nominee in the category for ‘Most Cleverly Geo-Politicized Magazine Covers’ is: 

 

Oprah Winfrey & O Magazine

August '09

[Canadian punishment certainty, compensation ratifier X3, human experimentation

theme, international persona theme]

 

A nominee in the category for ‘Risking the Most to Advance Coalition Interests and Objectives’ is: 

Lara Logan

August 16, ‘09

[CBS News segment from Afghanistan – prison certainty, Olmert-Spielberg Maneuver

(@ 1:03)], risking life & limb for coalition interests and objectives]

View video

 

A nominee in the category for ‘High Profiling Post-Emancipation Lifestyle’ is: 

 

 

Roger Federer & Mirka Vavrinec

September 21, '09

[prison certainty, coalition identifier, massive wealth theme] 

 

A nominee in the category of ‘Child Protection Theme’ is:

 

Kate Beckinsale

September 25, '09

[Chinada prison certainty X2, justice, Presidential quantum,

Dogville punishment theme, child protection theme] 

 

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